Friday, November 11, 2005

Toe nou nie ...

Yes....

Dis sopas Net NA half Ses & hier volg die Nuus soos gelees deur Jaco van Dyk ...

Ouens heavy muf dag vandag & ek is nog steeds by die werk...ek is besig om 'n laptop te 'reimage'(net al die sagteware oor te laai) maar...
Probleem is dat ek in London sit & dat die sagteware in Solihull(Solihullis weer amper in Birmingham) is wat redelik vêr weg van London sit...omtrent 150km. So dit vat moer lank !!!
Blykbaar gaan van my vriende Coenie & Rolf vanaand iewers heen uit...ek weet nie waarheen nie...dis seker 'n paartjie ding(soos in kerêl & meisie). Rolf sal iewers iets kry...ek sal maar hier by die werk sit alleen...& vir julle tik...
Ek speel nou heavy op die skuldgevoelens as julle dit dalk nie agterkom nie...

Dus het julle gesien wat het toe op die ou einde van die dag met Christina gebeur(soos in Aguilera)?

Wel...ek wil my gat skop want daar was 'n artikel/berig wat ek net nie in die hande kan kry nie wat van julle dalk in my kan laat twyfel trek oor my uitlatings maar ek sweer hoog & laag as ek die ding kry sal ek die 'link' pos soos in die ou dae.

Wat gebeur het was dat 1 van die artikels op Mweb Afrikaans (wat uitreksels gee uit Die Beeld, Die Burger & die Volksblad) geskryf het oor die ddisselblom storie waaroor ek vroeër die week uitgebry het. In dieselfde artikel het hulle genoem oor hoe Christina 1 aand met die 'voorbereidings' konsert net 1 liedjie gesing het & hoe almal teleur gesteld was om dat hulle nog wou hoor.
Wel; In dieselfde berig het hulle net na die bogenoemde uitlating het ook genoem hoe Christina dalk net bietjie terug gehou het omrede sy hulle(seker die media of die honger kinders of wie ookal) op die Gala Aand sou veras met 'n gros klomp treffers !!

Toe nou nie...

Net 1 liedjie...

Ek wil amper sê dat daai verslaggewer dit later uit die berig uit 'delete' het.

& nou word daar moerse gemoan want blykbaar moes daar baie opgedok word om natuurlik aan Christina se 'lys' te voldoen. Dit is nou daai lys waar sy 'n eendjie in haar bad wil hê & Kondensmelk Dirkies in haar yskassie asook Billa's & droëwors met 1 van daai bruin houtsteel knipmesse op haar bedkassie.

Naais...

Ek het 'n paar 'blogs' terug gesê ons huis mense gaan mos 'Biggest Loser' doen(dis waar ons probeer om soveel as moontlik gewig in 1 maand te verloor).

Toe nou nie...

Net ek het darem begin...Myself Dinsdag oggend geweeg & ek het daai skaal tot op 88Kg getrek...baie cool !!Ek hoor al klaar die gedruis van handeklap & die gefluitery.
Ek dink ek gaan ook my mates begin neem want mens moet onthou dat spierbou weer die gewig bysit aangesien spiere meer weeg as vet...
So hopelik lyk dinge beter teen volgende week.

Ja, weereens 'n terug verwysing net om te beklemtoon dat ons van Dyk's groot gaan...
Paul van Dyk is onlangs as die beste Dj of dan nou platejoggie aangewys...Dis al...ek hoef niks meer te sê nie.

Dis nou al 18:22...die flippen image is nog nie eers halfapd nie & ek sukkel om 'n behoorlike flippen 'boot disc' te maak - AAAAAaarrrrgggghhh !!!!

Ek het natuurlik almal wat ek ken probeer mail met die vlg.e inligting:
Ek het 'n e-mail ontvan van 'n vriendin af wat Telkom se pryse bevraagteken :

Telkom subjected to scientific evaluation

"We all know Telkom has ridiculously high charges - that's no secret. But whenever a comparison is made with other countries, Telkom has a tantrum, like a child stating that it's unfair to compare South Africa to other countries.

I decided to do a little comparison to show how expensive it really is. So here are the results of the investigation.

I compared the time and costs involved in downloading 100GB of data over Telkom's fastest ADSL offering (1Mbps) with the time and costs involved in flying to Hong Kong, visiting an internet cafe, downloading 100GB of data at their fastest speed (1Gbps), and flying back.

Yep, that's quite a challenge. And here are the details:

TelkomLine speed = 1MbpsDownload Size = 100GBEst. Download Time = 9.5 days
ISP (34 x 3GB accounts @ R269) = R9 146Line rental (ADSL) = R680Line rental (residential voice) = R92.28
Total = R9 918.28


Hong KongLine speed = 1GbpsDownload Size = 100GBEst Download Time = 13 minutesFlight (SAA) = R7 942Internet cafe (average cost @ HKD20) = R17.43
Total = R7 959.43

Difference: Hong Kong is cheaper by R 1 958.85

So to sum up, it's cheaper and quicker to fly to Hong Kong if you want to download 100GB of data!"

It's easier to fly to Hong Kong and use a service that is 1000 times faster than Telkom's fastest available residential service - and that 1Gbps connection costs less than Telkom's 512k service too. Don't be fooled, what we have in SA is not broadband. More like Boredband - it's just so slow. Even a peer market like the UK has its equivalent of Telkom, BT, offering 2Mbps as a basic service - ie they don't sell anything slower.

Can you hear the roar of laughter from overseas? It's the sound of people laughing uncontrollably at South Africa and the complete lack of any kind of concern from the Gov/Telkom bedmates for the digital canyon we are in...
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Elk geval ek gaan nou skiet...ek is fisies & sigies gatvol vir hierdie laptop...te hel hiermee...Windows sê dat dit in elk geval nog 236 minute gaan vat...watr beteken dat dit tyd is wat ek nooit weer gaan sien nie.

Ek gaan nou Pacha's toe - sien julle daar !!

P.S - Wens ek het die ou gehad om saam my 'crime te fight' !!

3 comments:

saintwillem said...

hi buddy, ja ek weet nie nou eintlik hoeveel ek weeg nie...maar dis verseker nie minder as 88 nie...laas toe ek gekyk het was ek 94kg maar nou ja, dis een van daai dinge. ek het sover 'n kak/karnalie week. my girl gee my baie kak, want sy se ek gee haar baie kak...en nou se sy sy voel al die afgelope 7 maande niks vir my nie...dis nou nadat ons op 'n ring besluit het, en ek 12 duisend uit my fokken (karnalie werk nie hier nie)sak uitgehaal het...en dat die hele fokken ptown weet ek raak verloof....toe nou nie. Fok, nou's ek al van 4 uur vanoggend wakker, besig om op die net te soek vir 'n siel...hey, ten minste as ek single is, sal jy weer vinger in die paai kry...want dan't ek weer ex'se...jippie, hoera ens. vir jou.
groete
willem

saintwillem said...

ja, sy't gisteraand met my opgebreuk of erger gese ons het tyd nodig alleen sodat sy andermense kan spyker en ek alleen by die huis sit en mop. my landlyn is pietersburg kode 015 2971469, maar ek daag gewoonlik eers 6 uur in die aand by die huis op en op hierdie stadium probeer ek so min as moontlik fokkel doen...so lat weet my hoelaat jy my vannag sal wil bel, of wanneer ok al en dan wag ek by die foon vir jou...hoe klink dit

Anonymous said...

Dis die moeite werd om te lees

Ek dink die meeste van ons was al hier, maar ek dink die een gaan uit aan vriend Willem, sterkte buddy :/

Ps. Jaco om porn te surf 6 uur in die aand op 'n vrydag tel nie as werk nie :)



Apparently going around NY at the moment. 1st is a girl's apology email

for cheating on some bloke. 2nd is his reply which was Bcc'd to his
entire address book. He makes some excellent points.



Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever.

First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you.

Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way.

There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing.

I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.

It is weird, I feel like I just
went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't.
I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with.

I know it sounds totally crazy and
stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behaviour didn't reflect that, and you would be correct.

I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate
feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined.

It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in

the world to rewind and fix it.

I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you

won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for
getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at
your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be
great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel
like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was

not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I
really
don't think I can handle that.



I am so sorry.



Elizabeth



RESPONSE:



Dear Elizabeth,



Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for

"Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to

carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of
whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for
45minutes
while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you
ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is
grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and
degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour
span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k
him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care
less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world
revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly
Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to
consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news
for you is that my friends

don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the
average
run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect
as
your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty
hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my
place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up
tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning
commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for
a
hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that
when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top

of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our
heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you

really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you
do.
Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like
watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,

Brad